Add the vodka to a highball glass, then fill to the brim with pre-mixed Kool-Aid. Serve. Alternatively, use another variety of Kool-Aid and rename the drink to match.
1 1/2 oz dark rum 1/2 oz Tia Maria coffee liqueur 4 oz hot coffee 2 oz heavy cream
Pour the rum, Tia Maria and coffee into an Irish coffee glass, and stir well. Pour the cream carefully over the back of a teaspoon so that it floats on top of the drink, and serve.
1 oz Irish whiskey 1/2 oz peach brandy 1 oz orange juice 1 oz sweet and sour mix 1 slice orange 1 cherry
Pour all ingredients (except orange slice and cherry) into a collins glass over ice cubes. Garnish with the slice of orange, add the cherry on top, and serve.