Cheef Recipe

Ingredients

  • 1 pint Carling lager
    1 bottle Orange Reef vodka

Take a pint of freshly poured cold Carling and drink (neck) half of it in one. Pause for thought. Then with out stopping pour in the entire bottle of Reef and drink the remainder at your leisure.

The Reef should be poured in one; any spillages should be noted and acted upon appropriately. The key to the whole cocktail is knowing when there is enough room in the pint glass to pour in the entire bottle of reef, refilling it to the brim without any spillage.

Black And Brown Recipe

Ingredients

  • 1/2 glass Guinness stout
    1/2 glass root beer

CAREFULLY to avoid explosive head formation: Pour Beer glass half full of favorite rootbeer and top off with Guinness.

I prefer Henrys for the rootbeer (cold) and the Guinness warm and flat. I have used other beers and for me stouter is better. Porter works. You may vary the 50/50 proportions to taste. One of the most charming traits of this drink is the disgusted looks you get when you order it.